[ScryMUD]New Perspective (E-mail from Lily)

[Ben Greear]

MiniShamu at wanfear.com wrote:
> At the behest of Lily, since her e-mail to the list didn't work apparently (or 
> just got lost), I am sending this for her:
> 
> 
> Greetings earthlings, 
>   
>  First, let us jump into the fray and argue that the worst problem we face in 
> all of scrydom is the general lack of a freaking map.  We mean it, we were 
> lost countless times and only through the general seduction of the scry 
> population were we able to force our minions to wander aimlessly to where we 
> sought to go.  Thus, walking to any point in the scryverse was far too 
> difficult for someone of our stature. 
>   
>  Second, we argue that none of the armor and weaponry in the game is 
> appropriately amusing to us.  We find the armor to be very masculine and 
> lacking completely in amusing feminine details - we have yet to find an 
> armored corset.  Further, for all the drooling done by the males in scry, we 
> find that they refuse to put there general desire for women into use.  We 
> suggest that there be several quests to save damsels in distress, if for no 
> more reason than to stop Pyrite from drooling on the altar. 
> 
> Third, we kindly request that you keep a token immortal in the temple so that 
> those of us mage types have a handy portal.  In our experience, Shamu has been 
> both an excellent portal anchor as well as a stunning temple adornment.  We 
> would be greatly devastated to find our temple without its proper 
> philosophers, sitting and thinking, immune to all comment from mere mortals. 
>   
>  Finally, we would like to point out that certain members of the scry 
> community are blatantly oblivious to the havoc they wreak upon scry.  Lily, as 
> she calls herself, is a prime example of an egotistical and blatantly 
> narcissistic persona, wreathed with innuendo she frequently manipulates 
> herself into positions of power.  Lacking an outright channel for her 
> aggressions, she focuses them through subterfuge and chaotic thoughts.  We 
> advise that for the general welfare of the scry community, you calmly pacify 
> her with random useless baubles.

Heh, I apologize for the lack of armored corsets...it really seems like
something we should have thought of.  Jewel encrusted bras and stockings
could be done as well.  We'd have to make them +5 ITCH though :)

Lily, I'll personally make you a builder imm on the builder port if you
want to rectify this problem yourself!

Ben aka Grock

-- 
Ben Greear <greearb at candelatech.com>       <Ben_Greear AT excite.com>
President of Candela Technologies Inc      http://www.candelatech.com
ScryMUD:  http://scry.wanfear.com     http://scry.wanfear.com/~greear