[ScryMUD]New Perspective (E-mail from Lily)

[MiniShamu at wanfear.com]

At the behest of Lily, since her e-mail to the list didn't work apparently (or 
just got lost), I am sending this for her:


Greetings earthlings, 
  
 First, let us jump into the fray and argue that the worst problem we face in 
all of scrydom is the general lack of a freaking map.  We mean it, we were 
lost countless times and only through the general seduction of the scry 
population were we able to force our minions to wander aimlessly to where we 
sought to go.  Thus, walking to any point in the scryverse was far too 
difficult for someone of our stature. 
  
 Second, we argue that none of the armor and weaponry in the game is 
appropriately amusing to us.  We find the armor to be very masculine and 
lacking completely in amusing feminine details - we have yet to find an 
armored corset.  Further, for all the drooling done by the males in scry, we 
find that they refuse to put there general desire for women into use.  We 
suggest that there be several quests to save damsels in distress, if for no 
more reason than to stop Pyrite from drooling on the altar. 

Third, we kindly request that you keep a token immortal in the temple so that 
those of us mage types have a handy portal.  In our experience, Shamu has been 
both an excellent portal anchor as well as a stunning temple adornment.  We 
would be greatly devastated to find our temple without its proper 
philosophers, sitting and thinking, immune to all comment from mere mortals. 
  
 Finally, we would like to point out that certain members of the scry 
community are blatantly oblivious to the havoc they wreak upon scry.  Lily, as 
she calls herself, is a prime example of an egotistical and blatantly 
narcissistic persona, wreathed with innuendo she frequently manipulates 
herself into positions of power.  Lacking an outright channel for her 
aggressions, she focuses them through subterfuge and chaotic thoughts.  We 
advise that for the general welfare of the scry community, you calmly pacify 
her with random useless baubles. 
  
 Her Majesty, 
 Lily 

 p.s. For those of you who missed our point, we were joking. 

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